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11.06.2025 07:20

Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
No way
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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