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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

So they tried

NTSB finds fuel leak and improperly installed parts in the engine of an airliner that caught fire - AP News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

No way

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Can a hoodoo or candle spell be used to remove a love spell placed on someone by another person? What is the difference between voodoo and hoodoo?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Amid tariff drama, good economic news can't catch a break - Axios

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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