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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do I want to give up on men?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

No way

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Then came..

Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"